Movie Review: God's Not Dead

This movie may be one of the greatest unintentional parodies of all time. If you're looking for a good dose of humor, you'll find it here (if you can bring yourself to appreciate it).

God's Not Dead is a faith-based movie starring nobody you've ever heard or will hear about. The main character is a college student named Josh Wheaton (Joss Whedon!?), who's super evil and maniacal atheistic professor is forces his students to say that God doesn't exist so that they can ignore a religion debate in his philosophy class. There are also some really weird and random subplots that come together in a way that makes it clear that the movie is begging to be seen as "smart".

The performances in this movie are legendary. Never have I seen someone able to deliver lines in a way that made me want to rip my eyeballs out in the way that everyone in God's Not Dead is able to do.

The editing and soundtrack are equally terrible. Characters will go from standing in one shot to sitting down in the next and the soundtrack sounds like it made by compiling a list of the most overused songs in movies of all time.

And the writing. Dear God, the writing. The story is mediocre at best. The dialogue is ludicrous. The characters are just... nothing. There's nothing there. No character has any unique traits in any way other than their religion. That's not to mention the non-nonsensical cameos from the Duck Dynasty guy and some Christian rock group. They don't add anything relevant to the story and serve only to push the filmmaker's agenda.

Overall rating: .5 out of four stars. It's like Crash but even stupider and even more preachy.

Reference scale:
Left Behind < God's Not Dead < Jesus Camp (I don't know if this counts as a faith-based movie... I'm using it anyway because all the other faith based movies really suck)

Movie Review: Hot Fuzz

I'd like to know exactly how many cuts this movie has. It's a lot. A lot.

Hot Fuzz is a movie written and directed by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead), that falls somewhere in the action/comedy/mystery/parody genre. It's... a strange movie, to say the least. But that's not to say that I didn't find it to be incredible enjoyable.

Hot Fuzz is about an English cop named Nicholas Angel who is portrayed as the most hardcore cop that probably ever lived. However, he's so good at being a cop that he's making everyone else look bad, so the heads of the police department decide to send him away to a little English village out in the countryside. There we're introduced to a seemingly endless variety of interesting and humorous characters, and after investigating what seem to be a series of tragic accidents, Nick starts to suspect conspiracy.

The both movie's writing and direction are what make it funny. The quick cutting, in parody of action movies, make the visual style of the movie not only original and unique but also surprisingly humorous. The writing gets its humor not from one-liners, but from lovingly crafted jokes built up to a refreshing climax.

Simon Pegg is great as the hardcore cop, standing out in contrast to all the other, softer characters. Simon's was the only performance that really stuck out, but all of the actors did a pretty good job.

Overall rating: 4 out of four stars.

Reference scale:

Rush Hour < Hot Fuzz < Nothing. I honestly can't think of any other action comedy movies I liked as much as this.

Movie Review: Avengers: Age of Ultron

I feel very lucky to have been able to see this movie a day before it's release. I've been hyped for this movie for around a year now, and I'm happy to say that this is actually a rare case where a movie like this actually lives up to my expectations.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron is a really fun movie. Be warned, it's no art film. The direction is somewhat unoriginal. That's not to say it's bad, it's just not anything I haven't seen before. The plot follows our sextet from the last Avengers movie (and the movies before and since then), as they battle a rouge A.I. force built by Tony Stark/Iron Man that goes by the name of Ultron. I actually found Ultron to be a very interesting character; at points in the movie, the entire theater was laughing at his one-liners.

There are also three new heroes in the movie, two of which you may have seen if you stayed for the end credits of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. It is a bit of a spoiler, so I won't elaborate further on that.

The movie has some great action set pieces, with epic battle scenes as well as small, more poingant moments. Joss Whedon's screenplay is witty as ever, and the movie's acute sense of humor added to the experience. However, some of the jokes may not be as funny if you haven't seen the previous movies and I feel like if you haven't watched at least the first Avengers movie you should make an attempt to see it before watching this one.

The performances are serviceable, there aren't any that really stood out to me but there also weren't any that felt particularly bland or forced. One of my favorite elements, however, was the costume design. The costumes look downright epic, and for a superhero movie having great costumes is an incredible important element.

There were two things main things that I didn't care for in the movie: product placement and cliches. The product placement wasn't too in-your-face, but it's definitely noticeable even if you're not looking too hard (like when a character wears a brand-new pair of Beats headphones). Secondly, there were one or two spots in the movie that came off as really cliche. I won't go into detail because it is a bit of a spoiler, but it did take away from the experience a little bit.

Overall rating: 3.5 out of four stars. It's a great time enhanced by a great screenplay, sleek costume design and wowing effects as long as you can get past a few cliches. It's at least on par, if not better, than the first Avengers movie.

Reference scale:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier < Avengers: Age of Ultron < The Dark Knight